A secret about me

Why do I fail in exams every year?



It's not my fault that I fail,


Because the year only has 365 days.


Typical academic year for a student.



1. Sundays - 52 Sundays in a year, which are rest days. Balance 313 days.



2. Summer holidays - 50 where weather is very hot and difficult to study. Balance 263 days.



3. 8 hours daily sleep - Means 122 days. Balance 141 days.



4. 1 hour for daily playing (good for health) - Means 15 days. Balance 126 days.



5. Two hours daily for food & other delicacies (chew properly & eat) - Means 30 days. Balance 96 days.



6. 1 hour for talking -Means 15 days . Balance 81 days.



7. Exam days per year at least 35 days. Balance 46 days.



8. Quarterly, Half yearly and festival holidays - 40 days. Balance 6 days.



9. For sickness at least 3 days. Balance 3 days.



10. Movies and functions at least 2 days. Balance 1 day.



**** That 1 day is my birthday. ****



Tell me, how can I ever pass?