New Shayaries

Apni Marzi se kahan apne Safar ke Hum hain
Rukh Hawaaon ka jidhar hai, udhar ke Hum hain
Pehle her Cheez thi apni magar ab lagta hai
Apne hi ghar mai kisi Dusre Ghar ke Hum hain
Waqt ke saath hai Mitti ka Safar Sadiyon tak
Kisko Maloom kahan ke hain, kidhar ke Hum hain?
Chalate rehte hain k chalna hai Musaafir ka Naseeb
Sochte rehte hain k kis Rah-Guzar ke Hum hain
Gintiyon mai hi gine jate hain her Daur mai Hum
Her Qalam-kaar ki Benaam khabar ke Hum hain

Hathon se girr gaee lakiren kahin, Bhool aaye hum apni takdeer kahin,
Agar tumhe mile to utha lena, Mere hisse ki har khushi hathon mein saja lena

Kabhi to waqt se pehle aaya karo,
Apni awaz sunaker haale dil bayaan karo,
Hum to rehte hain aap hi ke khayalon mein,
Kabhi aap bhi humara khayal kiya karo

Celebration.....Friends...Families...Loved ones

Celebration means......

Four friends.

Bahar barsaat.

Four bottles of beer.



Celebration means......

Hundred bucks of petrol.

A rusty old bike.

And an open road.



Celebration means......

Maggi noodles.

A hostel room.

4.25 a.m.



Celebration means......

3 old friends.

3 separate cities.

3 coffee mugs.

1 internet messenger.



Celebration means......

Rain on a hot tin roof.

Pakoras deep-frying.

Neighbours dropping in.

A party.




Celebration means......

You and mom.

A summer night.

A bottle of coconut oil.

A head massage.



You can spend

Hundreds on birthdays,

Thousands on festivals,

Lakhs on weddings,



but to celebrate

all you have to do is spend your Time with your loved ones.

Indian Contribution to the world

Given below are some of the great facts about the indian contributions to the world.


Q. Who is the co-founder of Sun Microsystems?
Ans. Vinod Khosla


Q. Who is the creator of Pentium chip (needs no Introduction as 90% of the today's computers run on it)?
Ans. Vinod Dahm


Q. Who is the third richest man on the world?
Ans. According to the latest report Lakshmi Niwas Mittal Is the 3rd richest man in world in 2005.


Q. Who is the founder and creator of Hotmail (Hotmail Is world's No.1 web based email program)?
Ans. Sabeer Bhatia


Q. Who is the president of AT & T-Bell Labs (AT & T-Bell Labs is the creator of program languages such As C, C++, Unix to name a few)?
Ans. Arun Netravalli


Q. Who is the GM of Hewlett Packard?
Ans. Rajiv Gupta


Q. Who is the new MTD (Microsoft Testing Director) Of Windows 2000,responsible to iron out all initial problems?
Ans. Sanjay Tejwrika


Q. Who are the Chief Executives of CitiBank, Mckensey & Stanchart?
Ans. Victor Menezes, Rajat Gupta, and Rana Talwar.


*We Indians are the wealthiest among all ethnic groups in
America, even faring better than the whites and the natives.
There are 3.22 millions of Indians in USA (1.5% of population). YET,
38% of doctors in USA are Indians.
12% scientists in USA are Indians.
36% of NASA scientists are Indians.
34% of Microsoft employees are Indians.
28% of IBM employees are Indians.
17% of INTEL scientists are Indians.
13% of XEROX employees are Indians.


Some of the following facts may be known to you. These facts Were recently published in a German magazine, which deals with...


WORLD HISTORY FACTS ABOUT INDIA..


1. India never invaded any country in her last 1000 years of history.


2. India invented the Number system. Zero was invented by Aryabhatta.


3. The world's first University was established in Takshila in 700BC. More than 10,500 students from all over the world studied more than 60 Subjects.The University of Nalanda built in the 4th century BC was One of the greatest achievements of ancient India in the field of education.


4. According to the Forbes magazine, Sanskrit is the most suitable Language for computer software.


5. Ayurveda is the earliest school of medicine known to humans.


6. Although western media portray modern images of India as poverty Striken and underdeveloped through political corruption, India was Once the richest empire on earth.


7. The art of navigation was born in the river Sindh 5000 years ago. The Very word "Navigation" is derived from the Sanskrit word NAVGATIH.


8. The value of pi was first calculated by Budhayana, and he explained the Concept of what is now known as the Pythagorean Theorem.British scholars Have last year (1999) officially published that Budhayan's works dates to The 6th Century which is long before the European mathematicians.


9. Algebra, trigonometry and calculus came from India. Quadratic equations Were by Sridharacharya in the 11th Century; the largest numbers the Greeks And the Romans used were 106 whereas Indians used numbers as big as 1053.


10. According to the Gemological Institute of America, up until 1896, India Was the only source of diamonds to the world.


11. USA based IEEE has proved what has been a century-old suspicion Amongst academics that the pioneer of wireless communication was Professor Jagdeesh Bose and not Marconi.


12. The earliest reservoir and dam for irrigation was built in Saurashtra.


13. Chess was invented in India.


14. Sushruta is the father of surgery. 2600 years ago he and health Scientists of his time conducted surgeries like cesareans, cataract, Fractures and urinary stones. Usage of anaesthesia was well known in Ancient India.


15. When many cultures in the world were only nomadic forest dwellers Over 5000 years ago, Indians established Harappan culture in Sindhu Valley (Indus Valley Civilisation) .


16. The place value system, the decimal system was developed in India in 100 BC.


Quotes about India.


We owe a lot to the Indians, who taught us how to count, without which no
Worthwhile scientific discovery could have been made.
Albert Einstein


India is the cradle of the human race, the birthplace of human speech, the Mother of history, the grandmother of legend and the great grand mother of Tradition.
Mark Twain


If there is one place on the face of earth where all dreams of living men Have found a home from the very earliest days when man began the dream of Existence, it is India.
French scholar Romain Rolland



ALL OF THE ABOVE IS JUST THE TIP OF THE ICEBERG, THE LIST COULD BE ENDLESS.

21 advices found from Anthony Robbins Organisation

ONE. Give people more than they expect and do it cheerfully.


TWO. Marry a man/woman you love to talk to. As you get older, their conversational skills will be as important as any other.


THREE. Don't believe all you hear, spend all you have or sleep all you want.


FOUR. When you say, "I love you," mean it.


FIVE. When you say, "I'm sorry," look the person in the eye.


SIX. Be engaged at least six months before you get married.


SEVEN. Believe in love at first sight.


EIGHT. Never laugh at anyone's dream. People who don't have dreams don't have much.


NINE. Love deeply and passionately. You might get hurt but it's the only way to live life completely.


TEN. In disagreements, fight fairly. No name calling.


ELEVEN. Don't judge people by their relatives.


TWELVE. Talk slowly but think quickly.


THIRTEEN. When someone asks you a question you don't want to answer, smile and ask, "Why do you want to know?"


FOURTEEN. Remember that great love and great achievements involve great risk.


FIFTEEN. Say "bless you" when you hear someone sneeze.


SIXTEEN. When you lose, don't lose the lesson .


SEVENTEEN. Remember the three R's: Respect for self; Respect for others; and responsibility for all your actions.


EIGHTEEN. Don't let a little dispute injure a great friendship.


NINETEEN. When you realize you've made a mistake, take immediate steps to correct it.


TWENTY. Smile when picking up the phone. The caller will hear it in your voice.


TWENTY-ONE. Spend some time alone.

Wish you have a wonderful life!

Hey James Bond! Watch Out!

The character James Bond has a Peculiar style of introducing himself by calling first Bond, then followed by great smile & finally James Bond. His style is absolutely killing but he doesn't Know the consequences when he meets our great South Indian guy.

When Bond meets a Andhra guy......

James Bond: "My name's Bond...(smiles and then says).... James Bond."

James Bond: And you?

Telugu Guy: I am Sai... (Smiles.)

Venkata Sai... (Smiles.)

Siva Venkata Sai. (Smiles.)

Laxminarayana Siva Venkata Sai.... (Smiles..)

Srinivasulu Laxminarayana Siva Venkata Sai....(smiles..)

Rajasekhara Srinivasulu Laxminarayana Siva Venkata Sai..... (SMILES BIGGER.)

Sitaramanjaneyulu Rajasekhara Srinivasulu Laxminarayana Siva Venkata Sai.... (SMILES & LAUGHS.)

Bommiraju Sitaramanjaneyulu Rajasekhara Srinivasulu Laxminarayana Siva Venkata Sai...... (SMILES & LAUGHS LOUDER.)


James Bond faints!!!

..............................

Hey James! Just Look out!

Amazing and unbelievable Mathematical Trick

One more Number Game

A math trick so unbelievable that it will stump you. Personally I would like to know who came up with this. It is pretty amazing.

1. Grab a calculator. (you won't be able to do this one in your head)

2. Take in the first three digits of your land line telephone number (NOT the area code) (For 8 digit Tel. Nos. - take in the first four digits of your phone number).

3. Multiply by 80.

4. Add 1.

5. Multiply by 250.

6. Add the last 4 digits of your phone number.

7. Add the last 4 digits of your phone number again.

8. Subtract 250.

9. Divide number by 2.

.............

Do you recognize the answer?...............

Fanaa - The Movie, Shayaries by Amir Khan

Bekhudi Ki Zindagi Hum Jiya Nahi Karte,

Yun kisika ka Jaam Hum Piya Nahi Karte.

Unse Kehdo Mohabbat Ka Izhaar Aakar Khud Karein,

Yun Kisika Peecha Hum Bhi Kiya Nahin Karte….








Dur Humse Jaa Paoge Kaise,

Humko Bhool Paoge Kaise.

Hum Who Khushbu Jo Saanson Mein Utar Jaye,

Khud Apni Saanson Ko Rok Paoge Kaise






Rone De Tu Aaj Humko Tu Aankhe Sujaane De

Baho Me Le Le Aur Khud Ko Bheeg Jaane De

Hai Jo Seene Me Quaid Dariya Wo Chut Jayega

Hai Itna Dard Ki Tera Daman Bheeg Jayega.







Phool hun Gulaab ka….

Chameli ka mat samjhna….

Aashiq hun aapka….

Apni Saheli ka mat samjhna…..







E Khuda Aaj Ye Faisla Karde,

Use Mera ya Mujhe Uska Karde.

Bahut Dukh Sahe He Maine,

Koi Khusi Ab Toh Muqadar Karde.

Bahot Muskil Lagta Hai Usse Duur Rehna,

Judai Ke Safar Ko Kum Karde.

Jitna Duur Chale Gaye Woh Mujhse,

Use Utna Kareeb Karde.

Nahi Likha Agar Nasib Me Uska Naam,

To Khatam Kar Ye Zindagi aur Mujhe FANAA Karde.



Aag suraj main hoti hai ,

Jalna dharti ko padta hai

Mohabbat aankhen karti hain ,

Tadapna dil ko padta hai